mcdonalds providing funding for second st. louis arch, now to be called M
HI GUYS, I AM SO EXCITED TO BE DOING MY FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY! I just reached my followers goal and am super excited, so excited that I wanted to give back and do a giveaway.
What the winner will win-
- Gold bullion
- The country of Ireland
- A T-rex
- The White House front lawn, including the fountain
- Must be following me, officialunitedstates, @officialunitedstates.tumblr.com -I WILL BE CHECKING
- Must reblog- you can reblog as many times as you’d like.
- Can be from anywhere! Don’t have to be a US citizen!
- Ends December 25th
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL
FACT OF THE DAY: “do the hokey pokey” is street slang for infiltrating a rival gang in order to sabotage them from within. and that’s what it’s all about
i would probably trust spiders more if they didnt have so many eyes… why do they need to see everything. i dont like that
fun party idea: next time you play monopoly with a group of friends play it for real. if you get sent to jail, your friends must arrest you and turn you in to the cops. there are no exceptions.
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FACT OF THE DAY: there are anywhere from 189 to 196 countries in the world. the reason why there is such a substantial difference is because new countries are created and old countries are destroyed virtually every day
I wonder what time it is. *checks watch* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again* *checks watch again*
business idea: a hunger games except instead of killing each other they do rock paper scissors. whoever loses gets sent to the bear pit where they must solve a series of sudoku puzzles and complex riddles while the bears’ cages slowly open. somebody that i used to know plays on repeat over the speakers for the length of the games
FACT OF THE DAY: there is actually only one person on tumblr who sends anonymous hate. his name is theodore smellner and he hates cats, happiness, books, the hunger games, and you. if someone ever says “this isnt the anon from before” it is theodore smellner back again to ruin your day
it isn’t true i swear
shut the h*ck up
FACT OF THE DAY: merry-go-rounds were originally called mary-go-rounds, named after Mary, Queen of Scots (1542-1587), the first person to ever ride one. she chose to sit on the giraffe
I’ve never listened to a citizen song that didn’t completely rip my insides out tbh
The Clash helps some of their fans to sneak in before a concert.
this is how you do music right.
I love this so much. Like how stoked would you be if a band you loved helped you sneak into a big show of theirs?
I’ve heard this story before and love that they did this. Stop me if you heard this other one:
The Ramones were playing in England and before the show they were hanging out in the dressing room when someone tossed a stone at the window. They looked out to see some young punks who wanted to get into the show but didn’t have money for tickets. The Ramones reached down and pulled the guys up and got them in. Those young punks without tickets were to become The Clash.
Good to hear they kept it going.